Accidents come in threes

Don't accidents always come in threes? I had my share. I had the tire blowout on Friday night. While draining the potatoes for potato salad on Saturday morning, the collander shifted and shot the boiling, hot water out onto my tummy. Ouch! Very tender for 2 days. On Sunday, I had set some hamburgers on the glass outdoor table at Chick and Dianne's house while waiting for the bbq to get hot. I reached for the hamburgers without touching anything and the table shattered into what seemed like millions of glass pieces. I was barefoot and walked away without a scratch. I am done with my accidents for a while!